Ketchup Chronicles

rowsbeforehoes:

Rowing in London 

By: Paige Padilla (I can’t rap. I know)

So I row so hard other rowers wanna fine me, first rowers gotta find me

What’s 50 k to a rower like me, can you please remind me

(Row so hard) This boat crazy, they don’t know that boat crazy

The team could go 0 for 82 and I’d look at you like, “novii’s lazy”

(Row so hard) This water’s clear, we know we s’posed to be here

(Row so hard) Since we here, it’s only right that we’d be fair

Rowing: PRing, never slowing, take a seat

Stroke Seat, Bow seat, 3 seat, stern 6

(Row so hard) Got a broken clock, Cox box that don’t tick tock

Coxswains that’s losing time, having to grab some new socks

(Row so hard) I’m rowing too, Boats supposed to be set up too

If you rowed where  I’ve rowed, you’d be in London at `lympics too

(Row so hard) Let’s get going, You know it’s time to get rowing

Gold medals, stroke settle, Throwing coxies in the Bay

(Row so hard) Novice, behave, please meet mr. Redgrave

D-towns, Rowers , I’m moving puddles today

 

Row so hard other rowers want to fine me

(That boat cray, that boat cray, that boat cray)

Row so hard other rowers want to fine me

(That boat cray, that boat cray, that boat cray)

 

 

Coach said, let’s get rowing at the laaaake

I said, “Sure, what boats can we taaaake?”

She said, “any, but avoid my wake.”

Our split so low haters say it be fake.

 

Row so hard, That boat cray, That boat cray, Yeah we slay, Ro-row so hard What she rowing What’s she rowing, First v8? Row so hard

Your boats so nice— this old thing?

Act like you’ll ever be around v8 rowers like this again

Novice girl, let her go, leave her there, she aint wanna row

What seat am I? and I’m in—Woah, heh I’m just rowin’

Winklvii do’ it right, if you ask me

Set it up, my 2 seat ? What’s split, my coxie?

Tap it, my bow seat? taking water, so 10 please?

Non-rowers say I’m the weirdest, cause my hands won’t stop bleeding

Got my rowers in London and they won’t stop hotseating, huh

SO GREAT!